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Running Humor

Running Humor

Running Humor

  • Who fartleked? Author and perpetrator unknown
  • To run or not to run? What a stupid question.
  • Before you criticize someone, you should run a mile in their shoes. That way you will be a mile away and have their shoes.
  • Endorphins: runner’s drug of choice.
  • Born to run, forced to work.
  • Run like hell and get the agony over with. – Clarence DeMar
  • Running is cheaper than therapy.
  • How do you know if someone ran a marathon? Don’t worry, they will tell you. – Jimmy Fallon
  • My doctor told me jogging would add years to my life. He was right. I already feel ten years older. – Milton Berle
  • If you start feeling good in an ultra, don’t worry, you’ll get over it. – Gene Thibeault
  • Start slow and then taper off. – Walt Stack
  • Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. – Jumbo Elliot
  • If a hill has a name, then it must be a pretty tough hill. – Mary Stern
  • It’s a hill. Get over it!
  • I consider my refusal to run today as a form of resistance training.
  • Runner’s logic: I’m tired. Let me run.
  • Running won’t solve all your problems. But neither will housework.
  • A good run is like a cup of coffee. I’m much nicer after I’ve had one.
  • Slow runners make fast runners look good.
  • I over-train so I can over-eat.
  • I never met a carbohydrate I didn’t like.
  • Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos. – Don Kardong
  • If the furnace is hot enough, it will burn anything. – John Parker
  • All I want to do is drink beer and train like an animal. – Rod Dixon
  • My mascara runs faster than I do.
  • Are you free this weekend? Answer: I have to do a long run and then lay around all weekend recovering from the long run.
  • Runners like to run 100 miles a week because it is a nice round number. I think 88 is a lot rounder. – Don Kardong
  • No, but I used to be. – Frank Shorter (response when asked by a fan if he was Frank Shorter)
  • Running is a mental sport and we’re all insane! – Unknown