Running Humor
Running Humor
- Who fartleked? Author and perpetrator unknown
- To run or not to run? What a stupid question.
- Before you criticize someone, you should run a mile in their shoes. That way you will be a mile away and have their shoes.
- Endorphins: runner’s drug of choice.
- Born to run, forced to work.
- Run like hell and get the agony over with. – Clarence DeMar
- Running is cheaper than therapy.
- How do you know if someone ran a marathon? Don’t worry, they will tell you. – Jimmy Fallon
- My doctor told me jogging would add years to my life. He was right. I already feel ten years older. – Milton Berle
- If you start feeling good in an ultra, don’t worry, you’ll get over it. – Gene Thibeault
- Start slow and then taper off. – Walt Stack
- Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. – Jumbo Elliot
- If a hill has a name, then it must be a pretty tough hill. – Mary Stern
- It’s a hill. Get over it!
- I consider my refusal to run today as a form of resistance training.
- Runner’s logic: I’m tired. Let me run.
- Running won’t solve all your problems. But neither will housework.
- A good run is like a cup of coffee. I’m much nicer after I’ve had one.
- Slow runners make fast runners look good.
- I over-train so I can over-eat.
- I never met a carbohydrate I didn’t like.
- Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos. – Don Kardong
- If the furnace is hot enough, it will burn anything. – John Parker
- All I want to do is drink beer and train like an animal. – Rod Dixon
- My mascara runs faster than I do.
- Are you free this weekend? Answer: I have to do a long run and then lay around all weekend recovering from the long run.
- Runners like to run 100 miles a week because it is a nice round number. I think 88 is a lot rounder. – Don Kardong
- No, but I used to be. – Frank Shorter (response when asked by a fan if he was Frank Shorter)
- Running is a mental sport and we’re all insane! – Unknown